I saw a billboard recently for a psychic who would reveal your future. I just laughed.

In my youth, while reeling from a break-up, I paid ten bucks to have my fortune told. A young woman with a bizarre accent studied my palms.

David Carroll is a Chattanooga news anchor, and his new book “Hello Chattanooga” is available on his website, ChattanoogaRadioTV.com. You may contact him at 900 Whitehall Road, Chattanooga, TN 37405, or at RadioTV2020@yahoo.com.