Lifestyles Columnists

Jan. 01, 2015 @ 02:58 PM

Carl Mays: You'll find humor in the funny pages – and messages

Sayings come and go. I remember when it was pretty common upon departing company someone would say, "I'll see you in the funny pages." The other person would respond, "Not if I see you first." Today, most people under 50 would probably have no idea what you're talking about if you should use such a way of saying goodbye. Many under-50s probably wouldn't realize "funny pages" (or "funny papers") is another term for newspaper comic sections.

Dec. 26, 2014 @ 07:58 PM

Adriana Zoder: Making a resolution to slow down in the coming year

A few more days, and it’s 2015. For some strange reason, I was writing 2015 throughout 2014 whenever I needed to date something. So I feel like I will not have any problems writing the proper date as we go into the new year.

Dec. 23, 2014 @ 06:25 PM

Carl Mays: Peace is a mountaintop experience

I've written previously about various types of greeting cards, including Christmas, birthday, Valentine, sympathy, etc. I guess I have an above-average interest in cards because I'm a writer myself. Even though my work has focused on books, dramas, musicals, columns and articles, I have written a few cards. Several years ago, artist Vern Hippensteal and I teamed together on some cards, and I later penned some verses for Blue Mountain Arts. Among my columns is one about greeting card guru Helen Steiner Rice (1900-1981), a truly amazing lady.

Dec. 23, 2014 @ 06:24 PM

Kenneth Burns: Playing live music is like nothing else I've done

I enjoy my colleague Jake Old's columns about his music career. They have inspired me to share musical memories of my own.

Dec. 12, 2014 @ 01:08 PM

Adriana Zoder: 'Nutcracker' is an incomparable live experience

Of all the Christmas traditions in the Western world, watching the "Nutcracker" ballet is the most ethereal. As one watches ballerinas glide gracefully, perpetual smile on their faces, weaving a story of dreams, toys, gifts, and the Sugar Plum Fairy, reality fades. Minds travel to beautiful lands. For some of us, we travel to our childhood, when our parents used to take us to this ballet.


Dec. 12, 2014 @ 01:08 PM

Smoky Mountain Gourmet: A must-make mousse

A good many years ago, my mom and a friend of hers engaged in a friendly competition to see who could come up with the tastiest and prettiest holiday dessert. I don't recall what her friend made, but it doesn't matter. Mom won; it wasn't even close.

Dec. 12, 2014 @ 12:49 PM

Jake Old: I don't know what to get my niece and nephews for Christmas

During the past few weeks, I've found an incredibly daunting task in front of me:

Dec. 11, 2014 @ 01:25 PM

Carl Mays: Revisit the meaning of 'Advent'

Someone asked me the other day, "What exactly does 'Advent' mean?" Good question. Like many other words, it does have a general meaning, and then it has a more specific meaning to specific people. According to various dictionaries, the general meaning of "advent," without capitalization, is "the coming into being, use or arrival of an event, a thing or a person." Examples include: "the advent of winter is upon us; the advent of the polio vaccine halted the spread of the dreaded disease; the advent of Elvis changed American music."

Dec. 05, 2014 @ 06:37 PM

Jeff Farrell: Encounters with police call for affability all around

It gets more and more difficult lately to be a cops and courts reporter observing the growing conflict over police behavior.

Dec. 04, 2014 @ 04:34 PM

Carl Mays: What kind of memories are you branding?

I’ve written about New Orleans previously. I only lived there three years, but memories are many. It was a busy and exciting time as I attended graduate school at New Orleans Baptist Seminary, taught and coached at John Curtis High School and served as youth director for the New Orleans Baptist Association while on the staff of Kenner First Baptist Church. My work and studies involved activities with churches of various denominations, schools, hospitals and such institutions as a home for unwed mothers and a French Quarter coffee house. As you might imagine, the memories are firmly branded.

Nov. 28, 2014 @ 05:39 PM

Kenneth Burns: Technology is inspiring, but rudeness isn't

When I was a kid, Silicon Valley fascinated me.

Nov. 28, 2014 @ 05:35 PM

Adriana Zoder: Keep an attitude of gratitude

You may have leftover dishes in your refrigerator from this year’s Thanksgiving meal. Is there anything on that menu more delicious than cranberry sauce? I think not. I love everything on the Thanksgiving menu, though – except for the turkey, bless its heart, to use a Southern phrase.

Nov. 27, 2014 @ 11:49 AM

Carl Mays: 'Praise God from whom all blessings flow…'

Simply known to millions of churchgoers through the years as the Doxology, the lyrics are, "Praise God from whom all blessings flow: Praise Him all creatures here below; Praise Him above ye heavenly host; Praise Father, Son, and Holy Ghost." I've always appreciated the strong, rhythmic beat that accompanies these words of worship. And I've appreciated the hymn's closing "Amen" that echoes a strong, affirmative "so be it!" Attributed to Thomas Ken in 1674, the hymn serves well as a great anthem for the year-round meaning of Thanksgiving.

Nov. 22, 2014 @ 01:11 PM

Jake Old: How long before a rock song is classic rock?

I was driving to Pigeon Forge the other day and listening to a classic rock radio station. A peculiar song began to play.

Nov. 20, 2014 @ 05:58 PM

Carl Mays: Make service a priority

There are more and more choices available to us when it comes to purchasing things, obtaining services, eating, or seeking intellectual, physical, mental, financial and spiritual help – or acquiring anything else we may need or want.

Nov. 15, 2014 @ 06:43 PM

What's for dinner?: When the polar vortex looms, stock the pantry

Before last year, I'd never heard the term "polar vortex." Before yesterday, I'd never heard the term "omega block." Oh boy! A new term for incredibly brutal, cold weather! OK, fine. Let the meteorologists quibble over what this phenomenon should or should not be called. All I know is that it's warmer in much of Alaska than it is here right now, and my sense of justice is deeply offended.

Nov. 15, 2014 @ 01:01 PM

Jeff Farrell: Success of comet probe is amazing – and sobering

It was a little bittersweet to see the celebration of the Philae spacecraft touching down on a distant comet this week and relaying data back to Earth.

Nov. 14, 2014 @ 01:46 PM

Adriana Zoder: For the love of books – and pizza

Coming back from Knoxville one day, just before we took our beloved Exit 407, my son noticed the sign for the Great Smokies Flea Market. He asked what they sell there. We said: "fleas."

Nov. 13, 2014 @ 01:33 PM

Carl Mays: Do the little things right

What do you want to change? How do you want to make things different? What do you want to accomplish as an individual and as a team member? Whatever your answers might be, remember these words from retired Adm. William McRaven: "If you want to change the world, start off by making your bed. If you can't do the little things right, you will never do the big things right."

Nov. 07, 2014 @ 06:25 PM

Carl Mays: 'God is near, do not fear...'

As Veterans Day approaches, I am reminded of the often-circulated story of how the military’s taps melody came into being. It is a beautiful story of how, one dark night during the American Civil War, a Union Army captain rescued a soldier whom he eventually discovered to be dead – and to be his son, a member of the Confederate army. Supposedly in his musician son’s pocket the captain found the original written melody and then gained permission to allow a solo bugler to play it at his son’s funeral.

Nov. 07, 2014 @ 03:07 PM

Kenneth Burns: I've had just about enough of books

I never thought I'd say this. I'm sick of books.

Oct. 31, 2014 @ 03:49 PM

Jake Old: One year in, I’m glad I work here

Last week officially marked one year since I started at The Mountain Press. And since people still ask me this everywhere I go: Yes, I do enjoy the area and my job.

Oct. 31, 2014 @ 03:02 PM

Adriana Zoder: Book club opens up literary vistas

For the past few months, I have attended meetings of the Anna Porter Public Library Book Group. My life has been enriched through this experience. If your life could benefit from literary enrichment, please read on.

Oct. 30, 2014 @ 07:28 PM

Carl Mays: Halloween, a time of scary fun – and Christian reflection

The jack-o'-lanterns glow, witches sway in the wind, ghosts, goblins and other assorted spooks and creatures scamper around to celebrate and enjoy Halloween, the scariest night of the year.

Oct. 25, 2014 @ 12:36 PM

Jeff Farrell: Siezed dogs weren't the least bit aggressive

The main thing that I'll remember about Tuesday's raid on an alleged breeding operation for fighting dogs was how well the dogs behaved.