Lifestyles Columnists

Aug. 23, 2014 @ 11:16 PM

Adriana Zoder: This Tennessee humidity feels like home

Summertime in the South unleashes a full-throttle sensory experience. The sounds of crickets and cicadas. The smells of magnolia trees and hundreds (thousands?) of other plants. The green of vegetation at its apex. The taste of blueberry pie. The water of one's own body seeping to the surface of one's skin. This humidity...


Aug. 23, 2014 @ 11:54 AM

Jeff Farrell: Real-life shootings aren't like on TV

How many times have you seen this play out in a movie or on TV: The bad guy goes to fire his weapon, and the hero shoots it out of his or hand. The day is saved, and the villain is wounded but alive to learn a lesson, go to jail or possibly just to plot again.


Aug. 21, 2014 @ 12:47 PM

Carl Mays: Experience is a pretty good learning tool

Will Rogers said, "A person only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people." Since I'm probably not any smarter than most of the people reading this column, I need to make sure I supply my readers with information that in one way or another is either uplifting, insightful to some degree, encouraging, entertaining, helpful in some way or emotionally stirring, bringing either a little lump to your throat or a little laugh or snicker (or at least a smile).


Aug. 14, 2014 @ 11:51 PM

Carl Mays: Some marketing ploys work, some don’t

I accompanied wife Jean to a supermarket we frequently visit. While she shopped in the produce and dairy sections I went to get a few things, including my favorite breakfast cereal. I looked for it in its usual place, but it wasn’t there. So, in a style made famous by Dr. Seuss, “Let me say – I searched high, and I searched low, that very day – I searched here, and I searched there – When I was through, I had searched, everywhere.”


Aug. 07, 2014 @ 03:40 PM

Adriana Zoder: Kat Kingdom, cattails and even some llamas

First I read in the paper about Kat Kingdom, the cat attraction one can visit to play with cats, in one of the shops at the Covered Bridge development on Glades Road in Gatlinburg. Later I read that Kat Kingdom would have a grand opening featuring cupcakes, cookies and live music. They had me at cupcakes.


Aug. 07, 2014 @ 12:35 PM

Carl Mays: Consider this cautionary tattoo tale

I had just spoken at a convention attended by hospitality industry personnel. Following my presentation, a man in his late 30s or early 40s engaged me in a conversation that eventually led to his tattoo story. Prior to obtaining a job with a convention hotel, he had been the manager of a travel center on a heavily traveled interstate. The tattoo on his forearm was easily accepted there – but not in his new job.


Aug. 02, 2014 @ 11:08 PM

Jeff Farrell: New movie theater would be welcome addition

Few stories that I’ve written lately have gotten the enthusiastic response that we saw for the announcement of a possible new movie theater at Governor’s Crossing.


Jul. 31, 2014 @ 01:55 PM

Carl Mays: What's in a name? Ask Fruit Stand

The content of this column is part literature lesson, part hippie history lesson, part point-making humor, part communication breakdown examples and part human relations tip.


Jul. 26, 2014 @ 08:15 AM

Kenneth Burns: Good customer service is a choice

You may have heard the recording. In a story that recently went viral, a technology journalist named Ryan Block tried to cancel his Internet service with Comcast. A hostile customer service representative tried to dissuade him. Block preserved much of the mortifying conversation.


Jul. 25, 2014 @ 11:34 AM

Adriana Zoder: City parks are free boredom busters

We recently spent almost six hours at Mills Park in Gatlinburg. Yes, in one day. The kids loved it and wanted to go back the next day. The playground area provides a lot of entertainment and great physical play. They hang from the monkey bars and stretch to get to the next ring. They walk up and down the stairs to use the slide over and over. They jump on the hanging bridge.


Jul. 24, 2014 @ 11:24 PM

Carl Mays: "You must be the change you wish to see"

I happened to get a quick glimpse of someone on TV the other night and had to ask my wife Jean, “Was that Joan Rivers?” Jean confirmed it was. “Well,” I replied, “I thought so. It sort of looked like her.” I never really cared for Rivers’ brand of humor, but at least I used to be able to recognize her – before all of her plastic surgery. Someone once told her, “You used to look your age. Now you don’t even look your species.” (Could have been comedian Jay Leno for all I know, since I don’t think he cared much for her brand of humor either.)


Jul. 19, 2014 @ 01:57 PM

Jake Old: Unpacking a pack rat

I’ve been labeled a pack rat because I hang onto items long after I’ve stopped using them regularly. I have an emotional attachment to memories associated with many of these things. But don’t we all have useless items that we keep simply for sentimental value?


Jul. 17, 2014 @ 01:11 PM

Carl Mays: Do the right thing in the right way

Several items triggered this column. First of all, the sermon I heard Sunday was titled “Grace and Truth.” Presented well, it delved into chapter one of John’s Gospel, focusing on John 1:14, “And the Word (Christ) became a human being and lived here on earth among us and was full of grace and truth.” The primary emphasis, as declared by the sermon title, was “full of grace and truth.”


Jul. 17, 2014 @ 05:22 PM

Adriana Zoder: Local libraries offer instructive summer fun

Recently, we attended Birds of Prey for the second year in a row at the Gatlinburg Library. The one-hour program by the American Eagle Foundation presented seven birds of prey that are taken care of by this nonprofit organization. They don't just have eagles there. They also have owls, vultures and hawks.


Jul. 10, 2014 @ 01:44 PM

Carl Mays: Remain courageous and steadfast

Yesterday an associate and I discussed how God seems to send someone to lift you up, provide support, or give you a nudge in the right direction when you really need it. The conversation later helped me recall an article sent to me earlier this year. Written by Darren Reese, sports editor of the Greeneville (Tenn.) Sun, it opens with, “God has a way of putting people into your life right when you need them the most. Little did I know I needed Tyler Summitt.” He goes on to tell how the paper sent him to an awards banquet at which 23-year-old Summitt, recently hired to lead Louisiana Tech women’s basketball program, was the keynote speaker.


Jul. 04, 2014 @ 08:49 AM

Kenneth Burns: Beach bum living is a powerful lure

Where there is a beach, there are beach bums.


Jul. 03, 2014 @ 11:08 AM

Carl Mays: May we enjoy our family picnics

Erma Bombeck said, “You have to love a nation that celebrates its independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw Frisbees, the potato salad gets iffy, and the flies die from happiness. You may think you have overeaten, but it is patriotism.”


Jun. 29, 2014 @ 12:43 AM

Adriana Zoder: In a sense, all parents homeschool

Since I embarked on my homeschooling adventure, I wished for a homeschooling conference that was closer to home. We attended one in Knoxville two years ago. Last year, they did not have one. I don't want to travel to Nashville or Cincinnati, Ohio; or Greeneville, S.C.; or Charlottesville, Va. for a conference if I don't have to.


Jun. 28, 2014 @ 09:00 AM

Jake Old: It may be time to buy a new guitar

If I go long enough without picking up my guitar, I start to get the itch. I feel the need to play one of my favorite songs, or just tinker around and play a few riffs aimlessly.


Jun. 25, 2014 @ 02:34 PM

Carl Mays: “If it came in a bottle, everyone would have a good body”

“Face it, if it came in a bottle, everyone would have a good body.” These are Cher’s closing words in her popular Jack LaLanne Health Spa TV commercial of the mid-1980s. During the entire commercial, Cher is working out in LaLanne’s studio, displaying that she obviously follows the advice of exercising properly and choosing foods wisely in order to get the body you want. (If you weren’t around in the mid-1980s or don’t recall the commercial, you can see it on YouTube.)


Jun. 20, 2014 @ 06:16 PM

Jeff Farrell: Drivers should pay attention to the road

It might be time to invest in dash cams if you drive around Sevierville very much.


Jun. 19, 2014 @ 12:11 PM

Carl Mays: You gotta love the good ole boys – and girls

So, in the continuing saga of my 932-mile auto trip from Gatlinburg to Flower Mound, Texas, after I survived the gale-force winds and torrential downpour in West Tennessee between Jackson and Memphis, I made my way into Arkansas, and to my second-day destination in Arkadelphia.


Jun. 14, 2014 @ 11:10 PM

Adriana Zoder: We have a lot going on this summer

So, it's almost summer. Sure it has been hot, but, if you want to get technical, it's not summer yet.


Jun. 14, 2014 @ 09:32 AM

Kenneth Burns: I wish there were more good science fiction movies

I'm going to share something private. Normally I only talk about this with close friends and family members.


Jun. 12, 2014 @ 11:58 PM

Carl Mays: “It was interesting, but I didn’t enjoy it.”

Quite a number of years ago, my friends Von Ogle and wife Margie sold their motel, and Margie said she wanted to get away for a long trip. My wife Jean ran into Margie at Gatlinburg’s Anna Porter Library, where Margie had been looking through some travel books. She told Jean she had decided on a trip to Spain.